Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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