and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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