she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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