People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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