Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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