talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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