So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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