I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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