from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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