I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
