My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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