You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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