elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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