Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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