I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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