You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Say something about gay babies.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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