did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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