She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just come out here and I will go home with you...
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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