My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
