He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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