We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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