You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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