Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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