Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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