why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
