so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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