69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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