Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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