Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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