well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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