Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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