hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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