My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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