so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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