walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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