they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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