i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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