i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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