Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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