mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
