Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
His nipple licking is glorious
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