It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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