brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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