ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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