Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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