Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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