its not stalking. its research.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize