everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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