I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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