PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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