Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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