um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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