Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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