Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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