Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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